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Warning NSFW language.

This has been stuck in my head recently :)

kiki-risu:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

#first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY

qwq

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I’m sitting here like, “3-in-1 shampoo would save time and money!” I guess I’m not meant to be a stylist.

I’m sitting here like, “3-in-1 shampoo would save time and money!” I guess I’m not meant to be a stylist.

dovahbilly:

He’s a stick man and he still looks so fucking done

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Risqué joke ideas at two in the morning are the best ideas

Anyone wanna hear my risqué joke? I have provided warning…

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januaryembers-:

just got $360 from babysitting for a few days and apparently I’m still supposed to be getting more money from that and I just want to buy stuff now? ?

Love Poem

There are those for whom my heart flutters like a bird caught in a silken cage.
Whose mere presence inspires within me one hundred indecent thoughts,
and a thousand loving ones,
whose eyes spark a quickening of the breath — the frantic dash to be alive.

 

There are those to whom I shan’t reveal such things, for fear of scaring        that timid creature hiding there.
Whose life is a complex puzzle already complete without me in it,
though it could be a beautiful melody,
and whose presence is a gift so rarely and unknowingly given.

 

There are those seeking such presents, and to them
Whose score has yet to be written,
though it could be a beautiful melody,
I admonish caution and passion.

 

It is not the starcrossed, to play with lovestrings.
Instead enjoy the echo of the beautiful melody that could be.